littleredcanoe wrote:
Max the naked kayaker in the Everglades. Big hat
Joel Beckwith and his tool box for a post Monarch vs palm tree encounter
I’ve met both Naked Max in the Everglades and Naked Ed on the Santa Fe.
http://www.sptimes.com/News/081300/Flor ... illy.shtmlMust be a Florida thing. There was a Naked Mike on the Rio Grande in the 80’s, but after he endured sunburn on his pale Scot’s ass cheeks he opted to wear clothes in the future.
Beckwith sounds like a character. I bet he would be fun to have in the shop.
littleredcanoe wrote:
A German in a white wet Speedo waving a hanky size map asking "Vere Iss I"
I’ll see your German and raise you four totally lost and clueless guys floating down the Green in rental Grummans with nothing but the single page outfitter hand out map. As they floated past Shot Canyon they called out “Is this Jasper Canyon?”
Shouting back “Uh, no, you passed Jasper 5 miles ago, this is Shot”. I didn’t bother to mention that if it had been Shot Canyon they were floating the bubble line on the wrong side of the now broad and fast river. Wave bye bye.
We heard stories in the jetboat ride out of their remarkable ineptitude from other folks who had shared the trailer shuttle ride in with them or encountered them on the river. Whatever; I’ll bet it was the trip of their lives and they’re still talking about it.
OK, I did briefly entertain the thought of shouting back “When you come to a T-intersection in a couple miles turn left” sending them up the Colorado at the confluence.
littleredcanoe wrote:
Im into my eighth decade now. Either Mc Crea is a really early retiree or his math is off. I am hoping the latter.
Both. Started young and got my 35 years in, despite being bad at math.
Seventh decade.